So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
He kissed a someone with a penis
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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