Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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