You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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