Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
Randomize
