Three words: puerto rican gang bang
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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