I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
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Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
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Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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