Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
you would pick up someone in the library
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
Randomize
