why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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