That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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