your parents love me but you hate me
why didn't you poke me back
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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