im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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