im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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