She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
she peed on how many people?
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Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
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At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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