I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
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It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
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I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
he just fucked me for my cheese..
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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