what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
The ass gains better be worth it
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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