Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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