he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
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What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
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Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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