whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Randomize
