I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
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