Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Sorry my hands just texted you
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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