Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
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He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
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I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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