It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Swine flu. Run for my life!
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
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