Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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