Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
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He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
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As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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