I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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