so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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