We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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