I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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