we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
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How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
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He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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