There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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