You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
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