I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
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Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
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I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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