he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
How come I'm the only one who's around when people show up? I had just taken a shit, I wasn't wearing pants, phantom of the opera was playing and the fridge said PENIS.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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