I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
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she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
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I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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