You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
Randomize
