is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
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