What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Rumble strips road head = magical
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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