i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
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can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
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There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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