a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Drake has all the answers
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize