Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
I enjoy the company of your penis
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
Pooping to opera.
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