Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
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