You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
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We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
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Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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