She's JV to your varsity
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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