You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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