I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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