Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Randomize
