I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
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i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
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He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
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