What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
please don't call me when you're wasted. i don't feel like having any other future arguments at 3:18am about how to hang up your phone. you have a flip phone, you should know regardless of how fucked up you are.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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