only you would photoshop your dick
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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