called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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