Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
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If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
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Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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