hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
My mom asked what the mark on my neck was - I told her I burned it with a straightener.
She believed that the monsterous hickey on your neck was a burn?
well, not really. but then i reminded her that my sister has yet to take that pregnancy test and she conviniently forgot about my hickey
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
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