So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
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